Katy Perry:Got you on the head there, huh? Kind of an easy target, it's big and you've got that ridiculous hair...
Russell Brand:Yes, your aim was impressive. Particularly as, judging from the fact that you're wearing sunglasses indoors, you must be blind... Which would go some way to explaining your decision to wear that ridiculous sweater.
Katy:You know it's hard to take fashion advice from a man who looks like a lazy transvestite.
Russell:Yes, I suppose I do look feminine... compared to you.
*Russell asks Katy to remove her sunglasses*
Katy:I'm not removing anything I'm wearing around you, I could get herpes.
*Russell takes her away from the crowd*
Russell:Your bracelet... is nice.
Katy:You think so? Thanks.
*Katy removes the bracelet and places it on Russell's wrist*